Each month, Punchline will provide a cartoon in need of a caption. Give it your best shot, and we’ll pick a winner and a couple of runner-ups every time.
The winning caption will receive a $25 Gift Card to Dunkin Donuts.
All entries are DUE by December 17th, so get creative people!
Check out December’s issue for the winning caption to last month’s contest.
“Ed, your quarterly sales numbers are udderly disgraceful.”
“No Johnson, I didn’t bring you into my office because I needed to be milked.”
Yes Ed, I’m sure. It wasn’t me on the Chik-Fil-A billboard, and we don’t “all sorta look the same.”
I’m afraid I have some bad MOOS for you. We have COWT the funding for your department, and we’re sending you out to pasture… I mean, we have to let you go.
“The cows came home. The party is over.”
“Finster, there is only once sacred cow in this organization, and it is I.”
“I don’t care if you’re lactose-intolerant, your request for a transfer is denied.”
Johnson I like you. You don’t have cold hands like the last guy.
“Be honest with me, Ed…do these new glasses make me look less bovine?”
Your expense account shows an entry for a steakhouse!
Is that a leather belt you’re wearing?
Ok Jenkins, cut the bull.
Everyone makes mistakes, Abner.
Keep this in mind:”To err is human, to moo, bovine.”
“Welcome aboard, Jensen!
“Chew your cud right and before you know it you’ll have keys to the executive salt lick.”
Find out who cut the grass in front of the cafeteria!
Someone tipped over our colleagues at the motel.
That’s it Smith you’re fired! You’ve got beef on your breath again.
Stop whining and go get me some decalf!
Get someone to take down those nude photos from American Dairymen Magazine!
Yeah, we need to review your overtime, the ladies in accounting seem to think your milking it.
“MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
I expect you at my lawn party tonight. And wear boots.
Why would you think that I’m being bull headed about this?
Smedley, to the gym you need to add some mooslce.
Smedley, is it tru you suggested Slaughterhouse 5 for next month’s book club selection?
Smedley, there will no more beef or beefcake photos posted in the locker room.
You are scaring your employees when you keep telling them “well done” in their performance reviews.
“We have some disturbing video of you in the cafeteria!”
“If you get our most expensive package, you can reap the benefits.”
Well…my daughter’s calving. Congratulations Mr. “Vice” President.
“Hamburgers… really Fred, did you REALLY think replacing the traditional chicken wings at the company picnic with hamburgers is a good idea?”
No, not a bell. A necktie, just like everyone else.
Bovine Resources has found a problem with your file.
No, I do not have to see a dermatologist for my spots.
“Don’t udder another word if you’re trying to milk me into hiring you for this important position…”
“Smith, I admire you. You’re the only one here who can’t be cowed.”
P.S. to the person in charge: it’s “runners-up”, not “runner-ups”.
“You know, I was thinking about your importance to this firm, Mendall, and you’ve proved yourself to be a true cow-hand. From this day forth, you will be treated as an equal – if you get rid of your bullwhip and stop eyeing the secretary. She’s done been hitched.”
I can recognize b.s. Crumley, and that’s b.s.
Garfield hasn’t been the same since Jim Davis had the stroke.
Nice work Phil. I’m absolutely over the moon about your Cat & Fiddle deal.
I can’t fight all your battles for you, Crumley. Sometimes you have to stand on your own four legs.
Welcome to the Circle K company. Now go into the next room, bend over, and the nurse will give you your anthrax vaccine and your brand.
Change that to Circle J. There really is a Circle K company, and I didn’t mean them.
Apparently,the ladies in the barnyard don’t care for your “locker room” sense of humor.
Upper management moved my cheese!
My punchline entry………….I looked all over where is there a place to enter or is this it …………..?
The Cow Boss says…
Cal, If you want a raise show some initiative! Stop following the herd!
PS Jason Love article dating ,most excellent.
My girlfriend nicknamed me Thermostat…she turns me down every night. Take care happy holidays Norm
Moooooooooove along ,nothing to see here!
Jenkins, if you can’t cowtow to authority, you won’t fit in here, and that’s no bull. So stop trying to horn in on my special project and get back to milking your expense account.
After your remarks at the water cooler yesterday Mr Smith, I’m afraid you will have to attend our Bovine sensitivity training course.
“Son, I believe it was Thomas Heiferson who once said, ‘A cow herd is much more exposed to quarrels than a man of spirit.’”
Continued..
“Now get out there and milk ‘em dry!”
I’m sorry, Crumley, but now that you’re all fattened up, it’s off to you know where.
If you think the grass is greener at that other company, then go there.
“Yes, the last guy who held my position had a cow. Why do you ask?”
“I’m sorry to tell you this Smith, but I’m parting out the company and going to Washington. The Republicans just took the House and they’re going to need all of us there to keep them in a steady supply of BS.”
My gut tells me to let you go…and I have two stomachs.
One of our employees somehow crossed the cattleguard and stole the petty cash.
“Better straighten up and fly right Jensen! Your job is at steak!
Bob, I heard u told him not to have the cow. What exactly do you mean by that?
I know you’re new here Johnson, but we’d prefer that you use the bathroom inside.
Waitaminute… I spose I can’t enter the contest, right? haha
Man – these are GREAT entries!!!!!!!
The contest ended six days ago. Go home already!