Cartoon Caption Contest – July

Each month, Punchline will provide a cartoon in need of a caption. Give it your best shot, and we’ll pick a winner and a couple of runner-ups.

Here’s this month’s cartoon, drawn by the stupendous Dan Piraro:

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13 comments on “Cartoon Caption Contest – July
  1. David Czepukaitis says:

    “Hey Gabriel, tell Harold Camping that I’m sorry, but I got distracted with trying to finish Angry Birds.”

  2. Disciple says:

    “Just once I’d like to try a game in one of the ‘regular player’ modes.”

  3. Disciple says:

    “I see you’ve been tweeting a lot lately.
    Don’t let this turn into some kind of identity crisis.”

  4. Disciple says:

    “You’re right. Using one of these would have been easier,
    but I still prefer carving my commandments in stone.”

  5. Disciple says:

    “Yes, it’s all modern and hip, but please stick to plan A
    and use the traditional trumpet when the end comes.”

  6. Disciple says:

    “You had a good idea here Gabe, but it’s no go.
    They’re not listening to me this way, either.”

  7. dino says:

    I thought I was quick in creating the universe in 6 days, but this thing got me beat!

  8. Jake Reid says:

    “Hold the ship will you Gabe ?, I’m going to photoshop myself out of this cartoon, with my iPad, to find out if I will actually still exist. If I’m not back by sunday, maybe you could try and restore me from the recycle bin or something.”

  9. Disciple says:

    “Well, the online poll is inconclusive. What do you think?
    Should I send those collider geeks a few Higgs bosons or not?”

  10. January says:

    Caption:
    “It’s a text from a Delaware atheist.She wants to know if I was kidding when I created John Boehner on the 6th day.”

  11. Rick Church says:

    HOLLY MOSES… I forgot to harvest my tomatoes , come on Facebook load already !!!

  12. Bonnie says:

    …forgive me father for i have sinned …you did what?…LOL..LMAO..ROTFLMAO…WTF?

  13. Helene Bowen says:

    STEVE’S ON HIS WAY UP!

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