Each month, Punchline will provide a cartoon in need of a caption. Give it your best shot, and we’ll pick a winner and a couple of runner-ups.
Here’s this month’s cartoon, drawn by the stupendous Dan Piraro:
“Hey Gabriel, tell Harold Camping that I’m sorry, but I got distracted with trying to finish Angry Birds.”
“Just once I’d like to try a game in one of the ‘regular player’ modes.”
“I see you’ve been tweeting a lot lately.
Don’t let this turn into some kind of identity crisis.”
“You’re right. Using one of these would have been easier,
but I still prefer carving my commandments in stone.”
“Yes, it’s all modern and hip, but please stick to plan A
and use the traditional trumpet when the end comes.”
“You had a good idea here Gabe, but it’s no go.
They’re not listening to me this way, either.”
I thought I was quick in creating the universe in 6 days, but this thing got me beat!
“Hold the ship will you Gabe ?, I’m going to photoshop myself out of this cartoon, with my iPad, to find out if I will actually still exist. If I’m not back by sunday, maybe you could try and restore me from the recycle bin or something.”
“Well, the online poll is inconclusive. What do you think?
Should I send those collider geeks a few Higgs bosons or not?”
“It’s a text from a Delaware atheist.She wants to know if I was kidding when I created John Boehner on the 6th day.”
HOLLY MOSES… I forgot to harvest my tomatoes , come on Facebook load already !!!
…forgive me father for i have sinned …you did what?…LOL..LMAO..ROTFLMAO…WTF?
STEVE’S ON HIS WAY UP!
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Chris Christie Veto Pen