Each month, Punchline provides a cartoon in need of a caption. Give it your best shot, and we’ll pick a winner and a couple of runner-ups. We’ll pick the best, print it in November’s Punchline, and give you a free year-long subscription.
Here’s this month’s cartoon, drawn by the terrific R.J. Matson:
You have checked into “Deserted Island.”
You are still the mayor.
This is my favorite so far! Very Clever and Funny
ISLAND VACATIONS STARTING AT $299.
“Status: It’s complicated”
“Starbucks Wi-Fi network found. Yes, we even have a location here.”
Shit! I forgot my charger.
Wireless Connection is Lost
We have received your order for a Wilson AVP Vollyball…
Dear Mom & Dad,
I haven’t been happy at summer camp! Can I please come home now?
Love,
Your Son
…I warned everyone that GLOBAL WARMING would shrink the world!
Hey Guys,
Guess what! They told me that I was auditioning for an episode of “LOST”!
Hey Guys…This is Virtual Reality…I’m actually sitting on my couch at home!
sex: M
height: 6’1″
weight: 185 and dropping
status: Single
location: Paradise
“ORDER CONFIRMATION #228904631
Item # Qty Description
B2362 1 Heavy Duty inflatable raft
Dear Mom,
Send money…..Address unknown….no such number…no such phone
Dear President Obama, I would eat my peas, but there are only coconuts and fish on this island.
Hmm. Delaware looked bigger on the map!
Dear Dr. Oz,
I have a problem with sleep-walking, and when I woke up, I realized that I wasn’t in Kansas anymore!
I just found the best hot spot, ever!
Dear Microsoft,
You may have misunderstood what I meant by shell computing…
Dear Mr. Shatner,
With all due respect, Priceline SUCKS!
According to our sources on the island, Chris Christie IS running for president.
Bob,
Guess your out. I just checked that lottery ticket on your fridge and you won 252 Million. Talk about lucky!
Dear Fish Skeleton,
This may sound crazy but I think I’m falling love with the coconut tree…
Google search – coconut raft, how to make
“I thought Delaware was a little bigger!”
“Now if I can only find a printer and a bottle…”
“Disabling wireless security key…”
Dear MOM
Waisting away in Margarita Ville
send life boat with cash
PLEASE
Love
Your devoted son
Caption:
SEND MERMAID. RUSH DELIVERY.
claymont steak shop do you have delivery?